The Time I ate a large Big Arch order and then felt ill

So, one time I was with my girlfriend (she is very beautiful btw) and we orded McDonal'ds on the Uber Eats app.
It was delivered by a sketchy looking person.
At the time we were watching Caseoh play Crab Meat on my TV. I open the bag and was greeted with the signature smell of the Golden Arches.
I ate the food really fast, but half-way through the burger, my stomach did not agree. Nothing else really happend aside from a tummy-ache and copious amounts of gas.
Later that night I ordered Taco Bell, and the same uber driver delievered the food and now I am really embarrassed and feel like a chud.